A man, a plan, a cat, a canal, Panama… and much more there
We once had a palindromic car: a Toyota
The perfect palindromic date: 2020-02-02 (aka 02/02/2020): day number 33, with 333 to go
I am so good I don't need to brag.
Don't believe everything you hear or anything you say.
O Lord give me patience, and give it me NOW!
/earth is 98% full. Delete anyone you can.
Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
I may be getting older, but I refuse to grow up.
The paranoids are after me.
Of all the things I've lost,
I miss my mind the most.
Ma mémoire n’est plus qu’un souvenir. — Marcel Bénabou
2 + 2 = 5 for sufficiently large values of 2.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
La culture, c'est ce qui manque quand on a tout appris.
Si vous donnez un poisson à un Belge, il pourra manger une fois.
Si vous lui apprenez à pêcher, il pourra manger toute sa vie, une fois.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Just aim carefully…
An onion a day keeps everyone away.
When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa did, not screaming like the passengers in his car.
There are 3 kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't.
There are 10 kinds of people: Those who know binary, and those who don't.
Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my teacher.
That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
Si ma tante en avait, on l'appellerait mon oncle.
Et si mon oncle en était, on l'appellerait ma tante.
La femme au foyer. — Henri Désiré Landru
Qui trop embrase mal éteint. — Jacques Sternberg
Last update 2022-01-02